The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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