How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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