I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
being pregnant is like rehab
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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