I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
