Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
