i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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