Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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