"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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