think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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