"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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