Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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