I'm so fucking centered right now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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