So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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