Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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