jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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