Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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