He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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