she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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