windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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