love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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