nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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