remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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