I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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