I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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