I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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