We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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