ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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