Do vagina's smell?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I didn't notice because vodka
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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