if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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