you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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