She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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