We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I know her cup size but not her name....
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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