Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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