I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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