Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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