Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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