I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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