i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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