Small penises have feelings too.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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