Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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