North Korea, Best Korea!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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