is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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