He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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