You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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