I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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