fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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