can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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