why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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