they need to just BURY HIM!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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