Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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