What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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