your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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