I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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