He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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