READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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