they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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