I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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