Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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