It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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