Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
