the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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