oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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